Comedy Planet

so everyone likes to laugh right to keep the smile on yer face i will b posting funny vidz and websites lol for us to enjoy lol feel welcome to comment

To make up for thursday its funny pick up lines starting off with:

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!

You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

im no stranger to stupid pick-up lines but man that lucky charms made me bust a bit of my gut !!!

haha my pick up lines FTW

ok punch in bill hader's stefon on youtube and enjoy . theyre skits from saturday night live ! hope u guys get a kick out of it . i know i did . the valentines and st. patricks day ones are the best and the midget jokes just make my sides split haha .